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From a condo in the imaginary town of Lipstick comes the blog the world has been waiting for. (Pritty asked me to add that line.)

Hello! My name is Hank, and I am the beloved feline friend of Pritty. Pritty is an outlandish, loveable single woman who adopted me years ago. I will let her tell the story about how we met because it makes me emotional.

In between line dance lessons and oil painting sessions, I have been tasked with being Pritty’s social media manager.

When Pritty heard that she could start a blog and have her daily thoughts read by millions of people, she was ecstatic. I guess publishing her life as a book wasn't enough for her.

She is not tech-savvy, though.

When I created an Instagram page for her, she made me contact my friend at the FBI (Feline Bureau of Investigation) because people were following her.

She kept her pearl binoculars around her neck and perched herself at the window for 24 hours.

When I created a Facebook page for her and no one followed her, she cried for days. Have you ever seen a grown woman line dancing and crying about being the least popular person in the world? It is not a pretty sight.

When I suggested she join TikTok, she thought the platform was called TSK TSK, so she pulled out her checkbook to buy it. I told her that TikTok is expensive, and she replied that she would wait until it went on the clearance rack at The Cotton Barn.

Needless to say, Pritty wants to share her thoughts and personal stories with the world. She knows how to type and has just discovered clip art. She has also figured out how to make a PowerPoint presentation and is creating a 60-minute presentation on the history of line dancing.

P.S There is nothing top secret about her diary, but she insisted I add the words TOP SECRET to add intrigue.

Oh no, she is getting more ideas for what to include in her online diary. She just learned about Dear Abby and wants a Dear Pritty segment. I hope she does not find out about Dr. Ruth; she will faint. The story about the birds and the bees kept her up all night.

Pritty is eager to share her thoughts on anything and everything including:

If you are looking for laughter, you are in the right place. I cannot control when she will want to put her thoughts online, but we can promise to deliver them weekly to your inbox if you subscribe.

Please share Pritty’s Diary with anyone you wish. She has been entering popularity contests from a young age, but she hasn’t won first place yet.

Let the blogging begin, we'll make it through together.

Hank (and Pritty and her imagination)

If you need to reach us, drop us a line at prittyandhank@gmail.com